Santa Claus huh?

It's still on!

On Christmas day, Permas Jusco.

=D

Sanntaaaa Rinaa, here I comeeee..

A Job Offer

Just the other day, my friend texted me, asking me whether I am interested to work as Santa Claus for 5 days at Jusco Permas Jaya. The two weekends before Christmas and Christmas day itself. It's the same friend who got me the Mascot job for Maxis a few months back.


Well, what better way to celebrate Christmas and getting paid at the same time right? They were willing to pay RM500.

Very well I thought, so I agreed.

SANTA CLAUS & SANTA RINA WALKABOUT (1 hour)

- walk around Jusco with santa rina, give sweets and balloons to children.

WISHING SESSION (1/2 hour)

- sit down on a chair and give out toys.

PHOTOGRAPH SESSION (1 hour)

- take photo


SANTA RINA !
Alright ! !

So anyway, I was all ready for it. Thinking of ways not to lie to the kids so much. All in all, all kinds of weird ideas came.

However, things took a turn when management in charge of the event wasn't around and couldn't confirm with my friend.

Oh well, there goes Santa Rina..
sigh..

and the kids
and the smiles
and $

Santa Rinaaaaaaaaaa.....

hehe.

Counting down,

Christmas !

oh joy.

The Frills and Trills of Being Lost

Ever experienced the hybrid emotions that mixes all your senses while driving?

Adding in also the aftermath effects of consuming oysters that weren't fresh the previous night.

Not the adrenaline rush of G-force sinking you into your seat or whatnot.

Well, I did. All in a day,
in the land they call ..

Singapore.

It all started with a not-so brilliant idea of my brother suggesting me to drive him to Swissotel Merchant Court early at 4.30am. That means, drive him there, drop him and drive home alone.

And of course being the rational and sensible me, I denied his offer at first. Proving my stand that I'd rather be on bed than squeezing my way through with the swarm of noisy, irritating bikes and my ignorance in road directions.

See, that's what reasonable people does. Nothing special in any way.

Not so this time. Mr. Sensible has been poisoned with UHU Glue by Mr. Challenger.

So anyway, Alan's idea turned into a brilliant idea and I accepted the challenge to battle it out with the roads in Singapore.

A quick list on the tools needed before hand.

1. Google Map.
2. Street Directory.
3. A car that looks fierce.
4. Sufficient Petrol.
5. A mouth that speaks.
6. Time.
7. No tummy ache.
8. A PSP to keep you happy.

I was well equipped ..
except for no.7 ..

A map for reference.

Route A (back to JB)
Eu Tong Sen Road-> Hill Street -> Stamford Road -> Fort Canning Road -> Scotts Road -> Stevens Road -> Whitley Road -> PIE -> BKE -> JB

Alright. Guess what? I didn't turn into Stamford Road.
Yea, laugh all you want and that's not all.
I went on straight.

All the way to Beach road and stopped at Bussorah Street (near Plaza Singapura) to plan for route B. By this time my stomach was killing me.


Route B
Crawford Street -> Lavender -> Balestier -Moulmein Road -> Thomson Road -> Whitley Road -> PIE -> BKE -> JB

I made it to Moulmein Road but somehow ended up going back to City area. Passing by Orchard, Somerset and Dhoby Ghaut heading to Marina Square. I passed by Suntec City Mall, Pan Pacific Hotel, Marina Mandarin Singapore, Esplanade and stopped right at The Singapore Flyer which is still under construction. This time to plan for route C.


Route C
Stamford Road -> Orchard Road -> Penang Road -> Somerset -> Orchard Link - Bideford Road -> Clemenceau Avenue -> Newton Circus -> BKE -> PIE -> JB

Once I made it to Orchard Link, I decided to merge it with route A which links to Scotts Road -> Stevens Road -> Whitley Road -> PIE -> BKE -> JB.

I made it back at last with my stomach still killing me and there was a jam going back to JB. This time, the PSP came in handy. I had plans to park in a hotel to take a crap but I just didn't. I don't know why. Every time I made it to a hotel, a bus stops me from turning into the car park.

Finally, I've conquered mostly the City area and a little bit of its outskirts.

I'm glad I didn't take the easy way out through CTE. That would make it so much less fun.

I say this was more of a trip to explore Singapore and sad truth is that, Singapore is really quite small. The road changes so quickly, all the turnings are very near.

YEAHH !! I WON !
sort of.

Cheers !

Hakka

Well well well..

A slight update on what's happening.

1. Me mates from KL are coming over for a night stay.
2. I found out that I can live without my phone but not the internet for a day.
3. My internet got cut off. Again.
4. Battlefield 2 is the game to play.

Anyway, It's back to tradition today and it's about, hakka.

Janggg.. (insert traditional music yaww')

You see, both my parents are hakka and that makes me a crystal pure hakka. However, a pure hakka who doesn't speak 客家话 (Kèjiāhuà) is a bit of a waste. That's me. I only know, hakka-nim which means a Hakka women and a little bit more. That's it.

So to make up to it, I did a little bit of study.

Hakkas in Fujian (China)

The Hakka were originally immigrants from northern China who settled in the southern provinces. The Hakkas who settled in the mountainous region of south-western Fujian province developed a unique form of architectural building known as tu lou (土樓), literally meaning earthen structures.

They sure do love circles and sticking them together.

The tu lou are round or square and were designed as a combined large fortress and multi-apartment building complex. The structures typically had only one entrance-way, with no windows at ground level. Each floor served a different function: the first floor containing a well and livestock, the second food storage and the third and higher floors contain living spaces. Tu-lou were built to withstand attack from bandits and marauders.

According to my dad, he said the Hakkas lived on mountains and usually Hakka food will taste a little bit more salty due to the use of salt to preserve. Talking about food, there's Lei Cha aka Ham Cha. Nowadays they call it the beauty/healthy-meal. That makes Hakka-nim damn chio lorh. lol!

I had that for lunch. Oh good Lord, I am chio.

I reckon there's this restaurant called "Restoran Rasa Hakka" near Tebrau market. They serve good Hakka food. Good stuff.

Have a great weekend ehy!

Pause

Normal entries will resume after Friday (16.11.07).

The day I go head on with Law and regain victory.

Until then, everything else shall be secondary.


Lawl?

Heroes

I've completed the whole season one of Heroes in 3 days.
Which I'm not exactly proud of.
Plus I'm not some hardcore drama freak fan.

It made me feel like one of them. That's partly why.. I kept on watching, pushing my limits till dawn.

And all I end up with is, looking like an old panda and a broken circadian clock.

Maybe the world needs superheroes like that!

to destiny...

I come in peace. Just like star trek! *\/
Hiro Nakamura. Teleporter, time bender and a Jah-pa-nese man.

I miss old days as a kid believing that superheroes are real and they were cooler back then. But once you get treated by reality and age, superheroes only appear in movies, action figures and some Halloween costumes. Even dogs wear it.

Alright, that's it. Watch Heroes if you want goosebumps.
It's rejuvenating.

I say it's like, putting ice cubes on your toes.
brrr...

Updates and Scrabble

How am I feeling now?

I feel like a dead tuna fish canned in a tin soaked in sunflower seed oil.

and I tell you, it's going to end soon.

Anyway,
Let's go 2 years back.



Scrabble made more.. gay.

Cheers!

Jeremy Clarkson wins Special Recognition Award

At the National Television Awards ceremony in the UK, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson took out the Special Recognition Award for his ‘unique contribution to television.’ The normally collected Clarkson seemed genuinely surprised to have won the award, which was presented to him by none other than Lewis Hamilton. You can watch both Clarkson’s introduction and the award presentation.

Via: German Car Scene

After watching Top Gear since the early seasons, with Richard almost got run down by a bull and all the amount of entertainment, it leaves me a happier person just after watching an episode of it.

Congratulations to Mr. Jeremy Clarkson.

Mark what Jeremy said at the end.

" .......and of course there is James and Richard. Without whom.. Without whom.. Actually still could have been possible".

Haha!

Batman VS Predator

If you're a fan of batman, you'll like this.

One of the best jokers yet,
only that he's a little short.

cheers!

TATA Crubicle

(it's suppose to be 2007. The picture above is an old one)

I would say, this is quite remarkable
and Indians are smart people.

It airs on Thursday nights at 9.30pm on Channel NewsAsia.
I reckon you all to give it a try at answering.

You know, these quizzes get you challenging yourself behind the tele.
"Oh! I should have nailed that one"

C'monnn.. think you old brain, Think!

So for the record, I got one right at a snap of my finger.
The Microwave Oven one.
If you know what I'm talking about.
It's basically an invention caused by an accident.
So I got.. 1/10?

Oh Okay..

I better stick with watching Homer Simpsons catching his own ass.

Until then,

Cheers!

Pulled Over by Cops.

5.00am.

My mother woke me up to drive my dad and sis to Crystal Crown Hotel.
For some, health camp.

They were filled with energy and all ready to kick off with a healthy lifestyle.
But I wasn't.
I just wanted to sleep,
on the pillow with my smell on it.

Oh yea, we were even earlier than the roosters in my neighbourhood.
How I know?
They were my companion during SPM days,
er, maybe only on the day before SPM.

So anyway, we got on to the car, cranked it up, sank ourselves into the seats and warmed up planet Earth.

You see, it's bad to go POWEERR right after the engine got started. It's better to warm it up, drive slow, soft on the accelerator and sweet talk to the car. Say things like,
"I've never regretted choosing you"
"You're the prettiest car ever"
She will feel like she's the luckiest car in the universe.
Haha!

While I got so into sweet talking, I glanced at my rear mirror and went,
"Wah! So early got police car".
Then I made a left hand turn, he was right on my butt.


Remember that I was driving very slow. Thinking that maybe it wants to overtake me, I moved more to the left and that's when I saw the disco lights.

Police : Encikk, pergi mana?
Me : Er, angkat orang pergi holiday.
Police : Oh, Family Holiday?
My Dad : Business Trip.
Police : Oh.. Family holiday pergi mana?
(the police still thinks it's a family trip)
Me : Port Dickson.

Police went around my car to check the road tax.

While I was digging up for my driving license, thinking that he'll definitely ask for it, I couldn't recall where was it and seriously, almost passed him this.


Initial D racing card.
The arcade game I used to play with my mates before going for tuition in Omega.

(I was still feeling very sleepy that time).
But of course, I passed him my IC and driving license.
He checked my identifications and bid his farewell.

Everything was fine and he went off.

I was just thinking, what if I passed him my Initial D racing card?

I bet he'd have went...

OMG! NO WAYYY...
PHIL? THE DESCENDANT OF THE GREAT PANG?
DRIFTING KING OF MOUNT KIKI-LALA?
OMGG OMGG OMGG!!
I loveeee youuu soo muchhh you know??
muARkz mUaRkss...
*faints*

(Kiki-lala : Underwear brand for kids. Sounds, a bit Japanese la hor? lol)

I AM.


HAHAHAHA.


Anyway, If you realize I only have one star on my card (from above),
one star = n00b/newbie.

I somehow, always.. lose.

Just make me feel good can?
walao-eh!


Cheers !
Vroomm Vroommm...

The Picture that Matters.

Today is rather special.
Simply because I made a rare discovery behind the wooden blocks of broken drawers. It's not what exactly you call "expensive".

"Oh, I've just found golden coins with the Queen's face on it"

Nope.
Nothing close to that.
But it has to do with birds and China.

I think Chinese love birds. Like how they love tea and maybe "imitating things".
For some.

Anyway, my discovery was so, profound.
I had to check the Pang Dictionary.

My mum!

I was this young (in red).


I took my very first photograph by myself.
(at least till date, the only one found)
Proven by all time faithful mother.



There goes the bird and China.

See the link now?

Let's see, that could only be me because, my dad would most likely to be fascinated by mountains and sceneries, my brother would be crapping in his pants and my mum, cleaning them up. My sis, oh well, looking at China boys.

Who else would have wasted the film?
The ignorant one.

I wonder why of all places, I tilted the camera down to the floor and took a bird with a leaf on its beak. Maybe I found it cute.

Ha!

Okay, I said birds and you people expected real birds.
Well, a drawn one isn't that bad I suppose.
Drawn on the busy streets of somewhere in China

I'm truly happy.
anyone willing to pay me millions for this?
It's still, a Discovery.


Cheers !

Spirit of Television

The other day I was watching this show, Star Celeb on NTV7.
A reality show that showcases many ambitious future TV presenter, model and etc.

I don't deny that it's entertaining to watch. But hey, reality TV shows have been entertaining all the while.

I got rather annoyed to be frank.
Nothing against the show.

The thing is that, they try to make TV presenters an all-rounder.
Similar to what Singapore is doing also.
They have to act, sing, dance & perform at the same time.
Which makes them,
jack of all trades, master of none.

Where is the personality ! ?
I rather have TV presenters like nasty looking Jeremy Clarkson
but with rich personality and delivers it well.

They often loses the core to it.
Which is damn, a sad thing.

Cheers!

An apology

Sorry for the lack of updates.
I fully understand how it feels to visit blogs without updates.

But I shall be back! In a few days time.

Partly due to exams.
which makes part of the excuse.

Anyway, after going to church for almost all my life. Somehow, going to church feels very much at home.

Update more another day.
feeling the pinch of exhaustion.

google

What Went Wrong.

*updates*
Today is my sister's birthday
so happy birthday Stella Pang.

Day after tomorrow is when my first paper starts !
.......

--------------------------------------------

Previous post was (CCC)

and this is (WWW)

Triple H is still around for somebody's sake.
RETIRE LA OLD MAN!
hehs.

Just the other day (last Friday), my Senior (tutor) made a BIG mistake.

You see, my college is kind enough to give Law tutorials by seniors for pathetic, turtle looking nuts like us (according to Mr. Ramesh, whom is our lecturer).


So I guess, he thinks that we are cute and some of us would dance around Xun's blog on two legs.

Okay, so this senior of mine was talking on Criminal Process. What can the police do with reasonable suspicion and blah. Until..

He thought of a Genius illustration, with the Capital G.

He suddenly went,
Let's say Philip has a bomb under his pants but when the police asked him about it,

he answered,

"Where got BOMB lah Encikk"

Basing on reasonable suspicion, the police "aloba-ed" Philip and took his pants off in public.
and some statements are not appropriate to be stated here.
cause I realize I have "young" readers, too bad.

How did he even thought of this?
Bomb + pants = ouch!

Then comes the shitty part.
He went,

"HAHAHA!! Philip, just kidding la..
But really got bomb, small yet explosive. Only your girlfriend will know la"


.......

I gave him the "Im going to kill you tonight look" with an evil smile.

In the first place what you mean by "small".
Youu piece of ... crap.

Then after class some girls came and said to me..

"He said yours small le (giggles)"
and walks away.

Never mind! I'm a man of integrity.
Hmpph!

Top tip from me,
When a man talks bad about someone else, he is only basing on his own experience/what he has got.

Ah ha!
Smiles!
=D

Okay, now how do I bring this message across to those who were deceived by the evil tutor?
....
they won't believe.
-.-

Don't Cheers this time round.
Just Don't.

Craperdy Craperdy Crap

Let's lay down some facts.
My first paper will be on next Wednesday (17/10)
and follows on with other papers.


But I still want to fly my helicopter, steal flags, snipe at enemy's head.

Battlefield 2
Piangg Pianggg..

See! So fun hor.

This is simply called game addiction.

FTW !!

Cheers !

on the 1.20 dot

A whole lot of changes will take place soon.

I'm sick of not being productive and not contributing much for my future.

talk about regrets eh.
I have plenty of them.

But I rather have it now than later.

5,4,3,2,1,
Mangkali loves you.

Audio Illusion

Wouldn't be updating that often no more.
Exam is around the corner.

Anyway, I shall leave you all a very interesting video.

Audio Illusion.

AMAZING Audio Illusion - Amazing videos are here

(read the instruction on the video)
(just keep repeating it and you'll know the magic)

Pond Washing Plasticman!

For those who expected quite a lot for this entry, frankly, it's nothing much la..
It's like those TV advert that disappoints, get it?

Let's start off with, a very dirty fish pond with very timid fishes in it. Apparently the last time we cleaned it was 3 - 4 years ago. That makes the filter really dirty and thus, the water level will drop, causing the motor to suck up air but not water and explode like a North Korean bomb on "South Sea of Canada".

Lol..

Yeap, my faithful old pond.

And that's me wrapped in a giant made in China plastic bag,
raincoat (free gift from SG NDP 2006)
And you think I look hawt?
Hell ya !

I wore that cause I didn't want worms intruding and taking over my skin.
But remember condoms are only 99% safe.
That makes it even worse for this useless, easily torn raincoat.

I reckon Giant plastic bags are better.
Ha, as if.

These are the filter nets, check out those flora, they must be real happy living in fish poops.
hello little ones!



This is even better than the advert with 3 man standing in front of Petronas Tower and the middle part of their shirt became white.
"wahh.. Soooo amazinnggg"

And that is how dirty it was.
Fish crap smells like, fermented bread.
+ lots of tuna.

hahaha..

Anyway, all the pictures were taken with my trusty old Sony Ericsson T610, blogging with me since old modblog days, with not much civilization that time.
It deserves a post on itself.


Until then,
Cheers!

Coming Up,

Yes! Thanks for all the replies on the previous post.
Good ol' Dog.

Anyway, there'll be another post coming soon concerning a man wrapped in plastic bags. Yeah!
Taken all down with a trusty old friend.

Come on back in 2 days time or so,

Cheers!

R-tard Dog

As promised, I present you all my Dog.

brr....

It's actually the same one I mentioned before.
"The Stalker Dog"
Click here.

It spins around all the time trying to catch its own tail.

Now, how cool is that?
Bet your dog can't do that.

So, if you're really interested in the spin-around-and-makes-your-walls/floor dirty,
Don't hesitate, call/IM/email me. I'm sure we can work something out.

Highest bidder wins!

Starting from RM0.49.
(partly because it's highly trained)


By the way, I would really appreciate you guys to drop a comment rather at the chatter box for memorial sake. You know, those bliss memories you get when you read back your posts.

Cheers!

Lanterning

How can you go about celebrating Mid-Autumn Season with no lanterns?


That is like Chinese New Year with no firecrackers and getting your fingers burn.


So, Yes. Old school lanterns, candles and a stick are the things you need. Plus a slice of mooncake would be awesome.


If you notice, there's a Powerpuff Girls one on the left.
Not THAT old school.

I wanted to see how it'll look like if I light it up.
burrnnnnn the karipap girls... burrnnnn.....


Okay, Supposedly the moon should be round, big and bright like my cute lil ass when I was born (heh-heh). But it's still too early (12.45am) to tell. I shall wait till night falls.

I not only want 1,2 but 3 for my humongous ego. Yeah right.

I find this rather nice. I mean the lantern. ;)

ROFL!

Last of all, according to tradition of the Pang family in regards to "lanterning", you must have a celebration over your burning lantern which only lasts for, 5 seconds. Darn it. I didn't even have time to take a proper picture.

see, all shaky.

From all these pictures, you guys might be wondering why am I the only person appearing. That is because everyone was just too lazy. Or maybe, I just got a little too excited over "lanterning". Nonetheless, my dog was there giving me the turtle stare and must be wondering..

Why is this kiddo taking a camera that flashes at him with lanterns?

That is when I ask her, why whenever I want you to play fetch, you'll just think whatever i throw is food.

My dog's cool.
Damn cool.
x2.

only that it's a lil retarded.

Maybe it thinks that I'm a lil retarded too.

This is what I call a
Symbiosis Relationship.

That's for failing biology for so many times.

cheers, me mates!

Snatch Theft Auto

Yesterday was really a close call for my dad. He "kiap-ed" his bag under armpit and while crossing the road (along Hong Leong Bank near Plaza Pelangi), a motorcyclist passed by and tried to pull it away. Not sure whether that bugger tak-de makan or my dad's really strong. All those fats do help alright and my dad wanted to grab his hand and kick him in his ass hard. But, those fats caused resistance. Just wasn't fast enough. My dad describes it as, "I'll pok him until his gigi semua tanggal". Okayyy dad.

Must be some newbie snatch thieves. Anyhow thank god that my dad's fine and that they are really newbies.

Watch out for those bloody thieves.

to Rockstar, Snatch Theft Auto will sell well in Malaysia. I smell gaming revenge!

On second thoughts, I don't think it will even sell. Maybe just one or two. Others would be pirated.

Laughing Baby

weirdo tag

Yep, got tagged.

Each player of this game starts off with TEN weird habits or little known things about yourself. People who get tagged must write in a blog of their own TEN weird or little known facts about yourself as well as state this rules clearly. At the end, you must choose 6 people to tag and list their names. NO TAG BACKS.

1. During my schooling days, I would wake up a lil bit earlier to watch Channel NewsAsia simply to catch a glimpse of Suzanne Jung and my mum would think that, Wow, my son's a big boy now, watching news.
Nahhh, It's for teh lady a'ight!


2. I bite my nails when I am anxious, nervous and the night before meeting up the person I have a crush on. Then I'll freaking regret. Crap! how can I meet them with my nails looking like scraped metal. But I'll still continue biting, this time to make it look neat and nice. Boys don't really care, only when a boy is meeting up with a girl, then he will take start realizing things.
"Owh, pretty little little nails". Damn it.

3. I watch Grounded For Life early in the morning at 6am. Yep, I would seriously like to meet people who watches it at 6am too. What's their problem waking up at 6am to watch a show that makes you go,
WHAT THE HELL? Right?

weirdos padelitos

4. I listen to Gold 90.5FM. Oldies makes me body alivvveee and goes "time to shake some booty". Then the saxophone kicks in, PWahhhh... pwahhrr, pwarr pwahh.. so nice.
But note the spoilers.
"Gold90FM, playing you the classics all day".
and those blooody lousy Mocha advertisements.

5. I will still look for Transformer toys but wouldn't buy it anyhow. Just play with the "try me" button would be enough and it's not worth my RM99.00. At times, check out those damn cool remote control helicopters. But it's freaking expensive. Screw it.
One day, I shall grab a ladder and try to steal the helicopters from the kids while they're playing.

n00b remote controllers.


6. I still watches Simpsons, Southpark and Family Guy. It just makes my day a good one.

7. Weird things such as roads inspires me. 0.o?

8. I like to use comma when I chat. It makes me so bloody cool.

9. The two things I really need. Time and space.

10. I seriously think that 10 is not enough so I'm adding in another one. Here comes 11.

11. Hey 10, shut up and read the instruction. It's written 10 not 11 you punk! Trying to be funny ehy!? Eat this youuu....

12 appears and the world of Weirdness lived happily ever after.

12 is a HOT chick with no brains.

Okay, Im tagging..
Victor Tan
Esther Goh
Alan Pang
Nicole Ong
Caleb Candra
Shyanne



Good day mates!

Buggy Kindergarten

Nowadays kindergarten teachers also need to be well qualified.
But that is for now.

What about the past?
we had..

Watdefish's brilliant work of excellence when he was a handsome young chap.

Oh, if you're still wondering what's wrong with the picture, the moon was spelled "noom" and the kindergarten teacher marked him right.

That's like your teacher telling you that wearing your underpants upside-down is more comfy and you can turn it again for another day.

Mr.Bobby that is.

Driving in Singapore

Yes, driving in Singapore is besh!



Oh ya, that is when you minus off all the fines and strict regulations.

But now it's back to rocky roads and maju buses farting black thick gases and Singaporeans love it!

Kena Stabbed

Okay, Suph stabbed with with this.


INSTRUCTION :
Bold the statements that are true to you.
Italicize the statements that you WISH are true.

1) I miss somebody right now.
2) I do not watch tv these days.
3) I wear glasses or contact lenses.
4) I love to play video games.
5) I have tried marijuana.
6) I have been in a threesome.
7) I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
8) I have changed mentally over the last year.
9) I curse. (seldom)
10) I am totally smart.
11) I’ve broken someone’s bones.
12) I am paranoid sometimes.
13) I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
14) I need money right now.
15) I love sushi.
16) I talk really, really fast.
17) I have long hair.
18) I have lost money in Las Vegas.
19) I have at least one sibling.
20) I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
21) I couldnt survive without Caller ID.
22)I like the way I look.
23) I am usually pessimistic.
24) I have a lot of mood swings.
25) I have a hidden talent. i dunno what but im pretty sure i have one.
26) I am always hyper.
27) I have a lot of friends.
28) I have pecked someone of the same sex.
29) I enjoy talking on the phone.
30) I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
31) I love to shop.
32) Enjoy window shopping.
33) I would rather shop than eat.
34) I dont hate anyone.
35) I am a pretty good dancer.
36) I am completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
37) I have a cell phone.
38) I believe in God.
39) I am an adrenaline junkie.
40) I watch MTV on a daily basis.
41) I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
42) I have rejected someone before.
43) I want to have children in the future.
44) I have changed a diaper before.
45) I have called the cops on a friend before.
46) I am not allergic to anything.
47) I have a lot to learn.
48) I am shy around members with the opposite sexs. (I wee wee on my pants sometimes. lol)
49) I have made a move on a friends, significant other or crush in the past.
50) I have tried alcohol before.
51) I own the South Park movie. (YEAHH!!!!!)
52) I would die for my best friend.
53) I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
54) I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
55) I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
56) Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
57) I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. (YEAHHH!!!)
58) I am happy at this moment!
59) I am obsessed with girls/guys. (YEAHHHH!! with girls)
60) I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
61) I study for tests most of the time.
62) I am comfortable with who I am right now.
63) I have more than just my ears pierced.
64) I walk barefoot wherever I can.
65) I have jumped off a bridge.
66) I love sea turtles. (Aquarium tortoise? )
67) I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
68) Plan on achieving a major goaldream.
69) I am proficient in a musical instrument.
70) I hate office jobs.
71) I love sci-fi movies.
72) I think water rules.
73) I went college out of state.
74) I like sausages.
75) I love kisses. (YEAHHHH!!!!)
76) I fall for the worst people.
77) I adore bright colours.
78) I cant live without black eyeliner.
79) I dont know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
80) I usually like covers better than originals.
81) I can pick up things with my toes.
82) I can whistle. (only a tone)
83) I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.
84) I have ridden/owned a horse.
85) I still have every journal I've written in.
86) I can stick to a diet.
87) I talk in my sleep.
88) I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
89) I have jazz in my blood.
90) Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
91) I wear a toe ring.
92) I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
93) I am a caffeine junkie.
94) I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
95) I have been to over 15 conventions.
96) I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.
97) I am an artist.
98) I only clean my room when necessary.
99) I like a person of the same sex.
100) I love being happy.

I do not wish to stab anyone, unless you tag me and request for it.
And now I declare myself, officially dead.
Suph wins.

My other Twin on Youtube.

So I was just browsing through videos in Youtube. Comedies, directed movies, negarakuku, comedies and more comedies.

Until.... I got really bored and tried something different for a change. Being a typical teenage boy, I typed on the badass search bar,









Philip Pang


And Guess what was first?

Phillip Pang Dancing?

Initially I thought, this could be interesting. Until, i played the video.

It was Short but deadly.

I had high hopes for him, thinking that he is some damn macho dude as he carries the name Philip Pang you know.

But he dances like a half naked dancing banana to Aladdin.

Maybe people called Philip Pang are, often off track a little. Just Maybe.

Anyway, his name is of double L where as mine of single L. Okay, that's something to be happy about.

Stalker Dog

I shall start off today with a rant.
What is it in a man, a dog don't understand?

Hmm..

There's this dog I named "stalker". Stalker has been trespassing my house everyday. It wasn't afraid of death nor the fake security guard figure outside my gate.

I'm gonna hunt you down tonight dawg! Doughnuts anyone?

Perhaps it's the mating season then we would really have to let nature take its place. But I then remembered my previous dog named "tong tong" was dead long long ago during the ages of Prince Tong Sampah.

Okay, so what's the beauty that attracted this dog to my house? If it is not for another mate, what can it be?

The search for warmth and shelter of course. How happy can a dog be living with lizards and cockroaches? They are always Gangsta and uncivilized cheesy fries.

Honestly, I got rather sad just by looking at the dog. It reflected to me why we humans have double standards among our own species based on colour, race, religion, wealth, looks.. etc.

Sad isn't it? See, I do have sentiments and best of all, it comes from animals!

You Know What Really Grind my Gears?

This entry is going to be an angry one.

You know, I've bloody well spent so much time on you, why can't you just open up? Is it even that difficult? Seriously, what is it that make you so hard? I've been trying so hard even to the tips of my fingers it cries,
"you're one thorny thing babe, Ow!"

To my utmost fear, it's finally time I shall bring this to public. Hiding under the blanket will not do good to us anymore. I bring this upon myself in shame.



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Durian! King of us all.


Yep, you are really a pain in the ass. The fact is that I've spent almost 2 hours on this and she jolly well shuts herself up. She is one odd looking one.



So, I had my spears and shields ready by my side. But she is one hard nut to crack.


After 2 hours, I felt helpless and uttered unknown phrases from King Kong world.


And so, as it is, I shall save this for another day. I went off with a sigh.


Somehow, something heard the unrecognized phrases and the cry from within.

OMGG.. WHEN MACHINES CAN SPEAK KING KONG,
THAT IS WHEN WE HAVE TRANSFORMERS!

From this hippy-useless-geeky-mini-bus.....

Transform!

To, Sunny bot!

First, it has a damn cool name, Sunny. It has green eyes because girls find guys with green eyes, extremely cute. It's Volkswagon, it also has a gun to shoot the baddies. It has Japanese slippers on it and the best thing is, it's Indian and converse in malay. C'mon give the dude some love alright.

*p/s: Forgive me from using MSpaint. It's somehow more suitable.

Anyway,
Never forget his counter part. Sang Kancil yang berani.

Transform.

Optimus Kancil.

Optimus Kancil is a production of Mr. Kennysia.

To Fight?
this?


Transform!

DURIANSPEARE.

To think of it, I did something useful on 07/07/07.
Congratulations to Mr and Mrs Mun.
We are waiting for your offspring.
XD

To: WeiXun, Alven and anyone interested. Pick this up and title it,

"You know what really grind my gears?"

Alleycats

The other day I was watching the Alleycats on rtm2. Little did I know it was the tribute for Loganathan Arumugam who died on 4th June 2007 due to lung cancer. He was 54.

He is in white.

I seldom listen to local music but Alleycats, they're just different.
Loga and his butterfly move will be missed.

Mascot-ing isn't the coolest thing.

Here comes the traffic light.

Hit me!

Mr. Porky and me.
He makes RM300 for 2 days!
How easy is that?

This is Shaun. That bugger who reckoned me this job.

1 year and 5 months old kid.
My facial expression shows it all as my sweat drips their way to my toe. Sweet!

Kids + 1 adult nowadays don't smile but mascot does.


Something I really enjoyed was being able to see the nice smiles and entertaining those drivers on the road. HAHA!!

Conclusion
Maxis hired their worst mascot.
Kids either cry or run away when I approach them.
Their mum will then say,
"Don't worry, traffic lights are men's best friends".
-.-

While I sweat my way to Mars.

So long fellas!