My other Twin on Youtube.

So I was just browsing through videos in Youtube. Comedies, directed movies, negarakuku, comedies and more comedies.

Until.... I got really bored and tried something different for a change. Being a typical teenage boy, I typed on the badass search bar,









Philip Pang


And Guess what was first?

Phillip Pang Dancing?

Initially I thought, this could be interesting. Until, i played the video.

It was Short but deadly.

I had high hopes for him, thinking that he is some damn macho dude as he carries the name Philip Pang you know.

But he dances like a half naked dancing banana to Aladdin.

Maybe people called Philip Pang are, often off track a little. Just Maybe.

Anyway, his name is of double L where as mine of single L. Okay, that's something to be happy about.

Stalker Dog

I shall start off today with a rant.
What is it in a man, a dog don't understand?

Hmm..

There's this dog I named "stalker". Stalker has been trespassing my house everyday. It wasn't afraid of death nor the fake security guard figure outside my gate.

I'm gonna hunt you down tonight dawg! Doughnuts anyone?

Perhaps it's the mating season then we would really have to let nature take its place. But I then remembered my previous dog named "tong tong" was dead long long ago during the ages of Prince Tong Sampah.

Okay, so what's the beauty that attracted this dog to my house? If it is not for another mate, what can it be?

The search for warmth and shelter of course. How happy can a dog be living with lizards and cockroaches? They are always Gangsta and uncivilized cheesy fries.

Honestly, I got rather sad just by looking at the dog. It reflected to me why we humans have double standards among our own species based on colour, race, religion, wealth, looks.. etc.

Sad isn't it? See, I do have sentiments and best of all, it comes from animals!

You Know What Really Grind my Gears?

This entry is going to be an angry one.

You know, I've bloody well spent so much time on you, why can't you just open up? Is it even that difficult? Seriously, what is it that make you so hard? I've been trying so hard even to the tips of my fingers it cries,
"you're one thorny thing babe, Ow!"

To my utmost fear, it's finally time I shall bring this to public. Hiding under the blanket will not do good to us anymore. I bring this upon myself in shame.



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Durian! King of us all.


Yep, you are really a pain in the ass. The fact is that I've spent almost 2 hours on this and she jolly well shuts herself up. She is one odd looking one.



So, I had my spears and shields ready by my side. But she is one hard nut to crack.


After 2 hours, I felt helpless and uttered unknown phrases from King Kong world.


And so, as it is, I shall save this for another day. I went off with a sigh.


Somehow, something heard the unrecognized phrases and the cry from within.

OMGG.. WHEN MACHINES CAN SPEAK KING KONG,
THAT IS WHEN WE HAVE TRANSFORMERS!

From this hippy-useless-geeky-mini-bus.....

Transform!

To, Sunny bot!

First, it has a damn cool name, Sunny. It has green eyes because girls find guys with green eyes, extremely cute. It's Volkswagon, it also has a gun to shoot the baddies. It has Japanese slippers on it and the best thing is, it's Indian and converse in malay. C'mon give the dude some love alright.

*p/s: Forgive me from using MSpaint. It's somehow more suitable.

Anyway,
Never forget his counter part. Sang Kancil yang berani.

Transform.

Optimus Kancil.

Optimus Kancil is a production of Mr. Kennysia.

To Fight?
this?


Transform!

DURIANSPEARE.

To think of it, I did something useful on 07/07/07.
Congratulations to Mr and Mrs Mun.
We are waiting for your offspring.
XD

To: WeiXun, Alven and anyone interested. Pick this up and title it,

"You know what really grind my gears?"