Driving in Singapore

Yes, driving in Singapore is besh!



Oh ya, that is when you minus off all the fines and strict regulations.

But now it's back to rocky roads and maju buses farting black thick gases and Singaporeans love it!

Kena Stabbed

Okay, Suph stabbed with with this.


INSTRUCTION :
Bold the statements that are true to you.
Italicize the statements that you WISH are true.

1) I miss somebody right now.
2) I do not watch tv these days.
3) I wear glasses or contact lenses.
4) I love to play video games.
5) I have tried marijuana.
6) I have been in a threesome.
7) I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
8) I have changed mentally over the last year.
9) I curse. (seldom)
10) I am totally smart.
11) I’ve broken someone’s bones.
12) I am paranoid sometimes.
13) I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
14) I need money right now.
15) I love sushi.
16) I talk really, really fast.
17) I have long hair.
18) I have lost money in Las Vegas.
19) I have at least one sibling.
20) I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
21) I couldnt survive without Caller ID.
22)I like the way I look.
23) I am usually pessimistic.
24) I have a lot of mood swings.
25) I have a hidden talent. i dunno what but im pretty sure i have one.
26) I am always hyper.
27) I have a lot of friends.
28) I have pecked someone of the same sex.
29) I enjoy talking on the phone.
30) I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
31) I love to shop.
32) Enjoy window shopping.
33) I would rather shop than eat.
34) I dont hate anyone.
35) I am a pretty good dancer.
36) I am completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
37) I have a cell phone.
38) I believe in God.
39) I am an adrenaline junkie.
40) I watch MTV on a daily basis.
41) I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
42) I have rejected someone before.
43) I want to have children in the future.
44) I have changed a diaper before.
45) I have called the cops on a friend before.
46) I am not allergic to anything.
47) I have a lot to learn.
48) I am shy around members with the opposite sexs. (I wee wee on my pants sometimes. lol)
49) I have made a move on a friends, significant other or crush in the past.
50) I have tried alcohol before.
51) I own the South Park movie. (YEAHH!!!!!)
52) I would die for my best friend.
53) I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
54) I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
55) I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
56) Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
57) I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. (YEAHHH!!!)
58) I am happy at this moment!
59) I am obsessed with girls/guys. (YEAHHHH!! with girls)
60) I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
61) I study for tests most of the time.
62) I am comfortable with who I am right now.
63) I have more than just my ears pierced.
64) I walk barefoot wherever I can.
65) I have jumped off a bridge.
66) I love sea turtles. (Aquarium tortoise? )
67) I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
68) Plan on achieving a major goaldream.
69) I am proficient in a musical instrument.
70) I hate office jobs.
71) I love sci-fi movies.
72) I think water rules.
73) I went college out of state.
74) I like sausages.
75) I love kisses. (YEAHHHH!!!!)
76) I fall for the worst people.
77) I adore bright colours.
78) I cant live without black eyeliner.
79) I dont know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
80) I usually like covers better than originals.
81) I can pick up things with my toes.
82) I can whistle. (only a tone)
83) I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.
84) I have ridden/owned a horse.
85) I still have every journal I've written in.
86) I can stick to a diet.
87) I talk in my sleep.
88) I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
89) I have jazz in my blood.
90) Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
91) I wear a toe ring.
92) I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
93) I am a caffeine junkie.
94) I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
95) I have been to over 15 conventions.
96) I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.
97) I am an artist.
98) I only clean my room when necessary.
99) I like a person of the same sex.
100) I love being happy.

I do not wish to stab anyone, unless you tag me and request for it.
And now I declare myself, officially dead.
Suph wins.

My other Twin on Youtube.

So I was just browsing through videos in Youtube. Comedies, directed movies, negarakuku, comedies and more comedies.

Until.... I got really bored and tried something different for a change. Being a typical teenage boy, I typed on the badass search bar,









Philip Pang


And Guess what was first?

Phillip Pang Dancing?

Initially I thought, this could be interesting. Until, i played the video.

It was Short but deadly.

I had high hopes for him, thinking that he is some damn macho dude as he carries the name Philip Pang you know.

But he dances like a half naked dancing banana to Aladdin.

Maybe people called Philip Pang are, often off track a little. Just Maybe.

Anyway, his name is of double L where as mine of single L. Okay, that's something to be happy about.

Stalker Dog

I shall start off today with a rant.
What is it in a man, a dog don't understand?

Hmm..

There's this dog I named "stalker". Stalker has been trespassing my house everyday. It wasn't afraid of death nor the fake security guard figure outside my gate.

I'm gonna hunt you down tonight dawg! Doughnuts anyone?

Perhaps it's the mating season then we would really have to let nature take its place. But I then remembered my previous dog named "tong tong" was dead long long ago during the ages of Prince Tong Sampah.

Okay, so what's the beauty that attracted this dog to my house? If it is not for another mate, what can it be?

The search for warmth and shelter of course. How happy can a dog be living with lizards and cockroaches? They are always Gangsta and uncivilized cheesy fries.

Honestly, I got rather sad just by looking at the dog. It reflected to me why we humans have double standards among our own species based on colour, race, religion, wealth, looks.. etc.

Sad isn't it? See, I do have sentiments and best of all, it comes from animals!

You Know What Really Grind my Gears?

This entry is going to be an angry one.

You know, I've bloody well spent so much time on you, why can't you just open up? Is it even that difficult? Seriously, what is it that make you so hard? I've been trying so hard even to the tips of my fingers it cries,
"you're one thorny thing babe, Ow!"

To my utmost fear, it's finally time I shall bring this to public. Hiding under the blanket will not do good to us anymore. I bring this upon myself in shame.



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Durian! King of us all.


Yep, you are really a pain in the ass. The fact is that I've spent almost 2 hours on this and she jolly well shuts herself up. She is one odd looking one.



So, I had my spears and shields ready by my side. But she is one hard nut to crack.


After 2 hours, I felt helpless and uttered unknown phrases from King Kong world.


And so, as it is, I shall save this for another day. I went off with a sigh.


Somehow, something heard the unrecognized phrases and the cry from within.

OMGG.. WHEN MACHINES CAN SPEAK KING KONG,
THAT IS WHEN WE HAVE TRANSFORMERS!

From this hippy-useless-geeky-mini-bus.....

Transform!

To, Sunny bot!

First, it has a damn cool name, Sunny. It has green eyes because girls find guys with green eyes, extremely cute. It's Volkswagon, it also has a gun to shoot the baddies. It has Japanese slippers on it and the best thing is, it's Indian and converse in malay. C'mon give the dude some love alright.

*p/s: Forgive me from using MSpaint. It's somehow more suitable.

Anyway,
Never forget his counter part. Sang Kancil yang berani.

Transform.

Optimus Kancil.

Optimus Kancil is a production of Mr. Kennysia.

To Fight?
this?


Transform!

DURIANSPEARE.

To think of it, I did something useful on 07/07/07.
Congratulations to Mr and Mrs Mun.
We are waiting for your offspring.
XD

To: WeiXun, Alven and anyone interested. Pick this up and title it,

"You know what really grind my gears?"